I'm experiencing what "real" writers call writers block, so just a few random questions and comments tonight.
Like, why is the man in this picture going to play RF for Cleveland this year, when the guy we signed for $70 million has been his virtual clone the last 3 years?
Why does your wife get mad when she uses a new recipe for dinner and ask you if you like it, but you say "It's not my favorite"?
When your 3 year old utters these words: "Do I still have my diaper on?" Get his Mom. STAT.
When the house is so quiet you hear crickets chirping, find said 3 year old ASAP. Be prepared for anything.
When your 10 month old is learning to walk, DO NOT make any sudden movements: if you do, very LOUD crying will soon follow.
Why do they call where you park your car a driveway, and where you drive your car a parkway?
If you ask you 8 year old daughter how her day went, be prepared for the verbal equivalent of "War and Peace".
Finally, Don't ever reveal to your family members you have a blog. They COMPLETELY take over!