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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Mr. Commando

Tonight at church, Rakes had this conversation with his teacher, Shannon:

Rakes: Miss Dannon, BERE is my underbear?

Miss Shannon: What?

Rakes: Me not have any underbear on: bere is it?

Yep: that's my boy. Going commando while at church.

I was wondering why he kept checking himself every 15 seconds before they left tonight: seems as if Rakes had an accident before nap time, and Ang just put his diaper on without putting his underwear outside the diaper.

Part of his "chores" is to take his diaper off after nap time and throw it away, and he can then just pull his underwear up and be on his merry, psychotic way. It works really well, except for when he forgets to put on underwear and doesn't think to tell us.

I'm just glad he didn't drop trou in class: public indecency before the age of 4 is NOT something you want on your record.

As for the Sox: tonight was a good night. Before the 1st inning was over, it was 5-0 Sox, and by the 3rd it was 7-0, thanks to a lead off HR by JD, a Coco 3 run shot after they walked Tek intentionally to pitch to him, and a 2 run shot by Big Papi. Manny added a solo shot in the 7th to make it 8-0.

I thought Tavarez may come out for the bottom of the 3rd sans pants, but thankfully, he was in full uniform, pitching his best game of the season. A Hinske HR, and it's 11-0 by the time the end of the 9th rolls around.

GREAT game and a huge win going into the off day: the Padres and Mariners come next, along with 10:00 pm EST starts. I'm just glad the first 2 Padre games fall on the weekend: going to work on 4 hours sleep = unproductive Ted.

In honor of the series win, I'm considering going commando myself tomorrow: if only to help Rakes not feel so bad. I'll let you know how it turns out.

27 comments:

KAYLEE said...

Ted:I love hearing about your kids they are so funny:-)I hate 10:00pm starts.AND I HATE BUD SELIG buts,thats besides the point.I need ,my sleep!

Ted D said...

Aren't 10 pm starts like 7 for you?

Count your blessings: I'm up until 2 am on those freaking things.

And I'm 37: I should really be getting 8 hours sleep per night at this stage in my life.

KAYLEE said...

yes but,still....

Tex said...

Ted...im trying hard to get that image out of my mind.

Great game tonight. I am very tired girl. heading to bed...will see ya on the other side

Ted D said...

What image Tex? Me going commando?

::cries::

Carol said...

Ted - Your boy sounds straight out of a Seinfeld episode (lol), and

"going to work on 4 hours sleep = unproductive Ted"

You sound like Jack Nicholson's character on The Shining!

Ted D said...

Carol, he's definately like Kramer if that is what you mean! ;)

Carol said...

P.S. Since the Sox won two back-to-back, tell Matt that I said thanks for not watching ;) Goodnight!

Ted D said...

I'll tell him Carol!

Night.

Mattie said...

You're all very welcome for our little winning streak. Yes, it's my fault. I didn't catch any of the last two. So, there you go.

Bro, puhhhhlease! If you go commando, do NOT share it with us! I had to deal with enough of your mess when we shared a room as kids!

scott h said...

I see the root of the problem ! How many times a day does young mr Rakes get handed a redbull endused donut? Like the one in the picture?

scott h said...

Where is everbody? Sleeping in? OK well I guess I will go golfing then.

KAYLEE said...
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KAYLEE said...

SCott:I am sorry.I know this might shock,you but,I actually had a life this morning.:-)

Carol said...

/I guess I will go golfing then./

That's the life to live Scotty!

Ted D said...

Thanks for the winning streak Corn Muffin: it's appreciated.

Bubba, it's Thursday: most of us have to WORK. I hope you shot 110 and lost 3 sleeves of golf balls.

Carol, again, don't encourage him: it's like feeding the animals at the zoo.

Carol said...

/Bubba, it's Thursday: most of us have to WORK. I hope you shot 110 and lost 3 sleeves of golf balls/

Now don't be jealous Ted ;)

/Carol, again, don't encourage him: it's like feeding the animals at the zoo/

Noted Ted - I did get bit at the zoo by an ostrich once lol.

Tex said...

I remember my boy at age 3..we were living temporarily at my parents...they had one bathroom. He came to me saying he needed to pee..I told him Pappy was in the bathroom and he needed to hold it...well next thing I knew I was washing dishes...looked the window over the sink into the backyard...and my kid was taking a whizz :)

KAYLEE said...

Tex,Glad you made it safe.Now you MUST bring US some WINS:-)

Ted D said...

Tex: glad you made it safe to SD.

Your son sounds a lot like Rakes! Boys are too much.

Enjoy the games Texas.

Carol, now that you say that, Bub does sort of resemble an ostrich. ;)

KAYLEE said...

//Boys are too much.//

so are some girls according to you.......

Christine E. said...

LOL That is too funny! LOL

and I am with Bran Puffs, I don't want to be hearing all of the commando details either..no offense, Ted...

Ho hum....no game....CRAP....

But the Yankees lost today! Swept by the Rockies! At least we won 1 of our games against them!

10.5 whooo hooo!

Hope everyone is well!

Go Sox!

Ted D said...

I want to clarify: I never said I was going commando: I said I MAY go commando. And for the record, I didn't.

I'm with Christine: off days suck like a hoover vacuum cleaner.

Watching the Dodgers/Blue Jays game.

It's 5-3 Dodgers if anyone gives a rip.

KAYLEE said...
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Tex said...

i dunno bout ya..but im having fun at SotB's drinking and eating. :)

KAYLEE said...

TEX:I am having fun sitting here trying to keep my cousin from strangling me.4 year olds are a pain.

Ted D said...

Tex!

How is Lala land? Tell SotB I said hello, and don't forget Horsham is stuck in Mexico.

Make sure you bail him out before tomorrow night!