SIGN MIKE LOWELL.
Other than that, I've got nothing. I've spent the night putting rugrats to bed and watching replays of Hell's Kitchen on YouTube.
I think you could say I'm in the post World Series funk.
All I know is that the Large Father, David Ortiz wants Mikey Doubles back.
As far as I'm concerned, that's good enough for me.
So Theo: listen to the Bedazzler.
Sign Mike Lowell.
Man, do I HATE the offseason.
3 days ago