3 wonderful, healthy, and completely deranged children.
4,321 arguments. (This may be on the low side)
4,321 time I've said "I'm sorry". (Also may be a conservative estimate.)
4,897,565 laughs, smiles, and " Stop cracking me up or I'm gonna wet myself" moments.
Missing out on winning the Funniest Home Video $10,000 dollar prize because the video camera wasn't charged when Rakes was doing something funny? More times than I care to count.
2 Red Sox World Championships.
15 years ago tomorrow I somehow convinced the most beautiful woman I've ever seen decide that spending the rest of her life with ME was a good decision. Through every dumb, idiotic comment, every "I promise I'll do it tomorrow", and every time I've let her down as a husband, she's been right there by my side.
Happy 15th Anniversary, Ang: I don't deserve you.
In a related note, I'll also always be thankful you have REALLY bad short term memory.
Thanks for putting up with this idiot: I love you more than you'll ever know.