Patient, loving Babysitter to look after 1 tremendously sweet little girl and 2 well behaved, OK, they can eat with utensils, little boys.
Active, high energy, and apparently deaf, since they listen to NOTHING I say. They eat well, play well with others (If you consider bleeding a positive), and they do sleep. Eventually.
Positives include laughing your rear off, playing sports, and you're never bored.
Negatives? Pretty much anything you can imagine. Then imagine more.
How come Ward Cleaver never had days like this?