Manny yanked career home run # 498 over the hefty bags that cover the outfield wall at the Metrodome, and I've sent Terry Francona the message; one more on the road, then he sits until I get to Fenway this weekend.
Congratulations to the only dread-locked member of the 500 club I can think of, even though it's not a done deal yet. Face it, it's only a matter of time.
Ciera got her tooth fixed today, and while I'm deciding whether to sell a kidney or a lung to pay for it (Hey: you only need one to get by) I'm beyond thrilled she got it taken care of and won't be humiliated going to school tomorrow. If you read about a flaming paper bag on the doorstep of the head of the UNC Dentistry School tomorrow?
It wasn't me.
Finally, if I ask REALLY nicely, do you think one of the flight attendants on Thursday will sit with me and hold my hand?
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