JD hits a home run and makes an epic catch in RF.
Lowell goes yard and continues to lead the league in the best facial hair category.
Justin Masterson goes to 2-0 in his Major League career with a performance that would make Curt Schilling jealous.
And the Red Sox beat the Rays 7-4. As a result, all is right with the world; the Red Sox are back in first place, the Rays are searching for answers, and Joba Chamberlain was yanked before 4 innings were up.
On the home front, I've got a sick wife, a sick pre-puberty daughter, a 4 year old with a built in megaphone, and a 2 year old who all of a sudden learned how to talk.
I'm pretty sure that qualifies me for financial relief from the government.
At the very least I should be declared a Federal Disaster area.
Somebody hold me.
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