The Loch Ness Monster.
Ryan Seachrest's appeal.
Daisuke Matsuzaka being 15-2.
I've watched everyone of his starts and I could swear he should be 8-9 with a 7.89 era. In reality, he's sitting at a 2.74 era, 72BB, and 103 K's. Which floored me.
If I'd had to have guessed, Rudy Stein would have better numbers. 'Cause every start he makes seems like I'm guzzling TUMS by the gallon. But when you look at the numbers, he's actually been one of the best pitchers in the game all year.
It must be those bases loaded, 1 out situations he always seems to find himself in.
As long as he keeps getting out of trouble, I'm willing to keep on mainlining Maloxx. Between him and Beckett I'm gonna need stomach replacement surgery come November anyways, so what's a few more nailbiters?
Sox go for the sweep tomorrow with Buchholz on the mound.
I wonder if my insurance covers this sort of thing?