With the upcoming election dominating every news outlet in the world, the Red Sox sitting at home during the World Series while the Rays play the Phillies, and the economy sinking faster than A-Rod's stock in the playoffs, I turn my weary eyes toward the one thing that can make it all go away.
A lone, solitary figure with a heart of gold, a bad disposition, and a quick trigger finger.
Forget Manny, Schilling, or Chip Caray and Joe Buck releasing the "Christmas Carols Sung By Two Ever Loving Dinks" next month. Nevermind all that Presidential Election talk and whoever that Joe the Plumber dude is; there are much bigger fish to fry.
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