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It's the bottom of the 5th, Red Sox lead 2-1, and I'm currently rocking back and forth while reciting The Lord's Prayer.
I'm pretty sure this is no way for a 38 year old man with a wife and 3 kids is supposed to act. Realistically, I should start looking at October as a way to line up all my Doctor appointments, shrink visits, and decide to head to Costco for that extra large bottle of TUMS. And I probably should check on what the gallon size bottles of Pepto Bismal cost while I'm there.
Bartlett just tied the game at 2-2 in the 5th. I'm headed to the garage and the safety of the car and XM radio for now. Keep the Fair all you Red Sox fans and if anybody knows a good cardiologist, could you give them a call for me?
I've got a hunch I'll need one before this is all said and done.
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