Tito: "Josh, what do you think about Joba being in the starting rotation for the Yankees this season?"
Beckett: "Skip, I could give two *&*&* about that fat, drunk driving piece of *@#&. He can pitch all 162 *@#$*@# games for that piece of *#$* team for all I care. All I wanna know is when am I starting and where is the *#$#**$ beer?"
Or maybe he just asked him if he had heard the one about the priest, a monk, and a rabbi.
It could go either way.
All I know is this picture gives me a happy.
Oh. And Happy Valentines Day.
*Picture courtesy of bostonglobe.com*