Wednesday, April 29, 2009
The Swine Flu has NOTHING on Jonathan Van Every.
*Image courtesy of yahoosports.com*
JD and Youk sitting this one out.
Lester pitching with stuff that would make Brad Penny laugh.
Sox down 5-0 at one point and most people looking ahead to the 4 game set in Tampa.
Screw the heart palpitations and the obvious signs of an adult male having a stroke.
Sox win 6-5 in the bottom of the 10th and all is right with the world.
Pap with the save, Jonathan Van Every with the go ahead home run, and the swine flu is a figment of the media's imagination.
One of those things may or may not be true; I'll leave it up to you to figure it out.
All I know is the Red Sox stole one tonight and are headed to Tampa Bay.
Uncle Joe and his doofus glasses are next on the hit parade.