Dr. Spock Can Bite My Tweeter

Trot made it to the bathroom every time today.

I called the "Guinness World Record" people but they hung up on me.

Screw 'em; this is the equivalent of a 40th round draft pick making the show.

It's also made me do some deep thinking and I'm 99.9% sure the guy who invented the indoor toilet had Trot's doppelganger as a son.

I can see in my mind some farmer coming in from a hard days work and finding his boy taking a whizz into the horse trough.

When I said "I Do" I never imagined having to deal with a child who thinks he's a pit bull puppy and pondering buying stock in "Pee Away".

I'd write a book but they'd never believe me.