Happy Birthday, Ang.
Thanks for putting up with a husband who has OCD and is obsessed with the Red Sox, a daughter in the throes of puberty and a obsession with Miley Cyrus, and 2 boys who have peed, pooped, flipped, flopped, jumped, and cartwheeled over every square inch of our home, garage, front yard, back yard, and foyer at church over the past 5 years.
Oh yeah? Getting a job teaching f0r next year?
You just took 7.5 years off my life. While I realize that wasn't the intent, I still gotta give you props.
And not for nothing? I love you today more than I did 17 years ago.
Another plus? You're still the prettiest girl in the room.
Sorry I couldn't make today the best day ever, but I did get to spend it with you.
So in the end it sort of was the best day ever.
At least for me.