Ever since Ciera left me for 5 days to go to church camp, the Red Sox have gone 1-1 in July, I've developed a stomach issue that resembles Motozuma's Revenge in many ways, developed a sty in my left eye, and North Korea has test fired missiles over Japan.
I think not.
This is just one more nail in the coffin of proof that she is destined to spend her life living with me and Ang and never to marry.
That's my story.
And as God is my witness I'm sticking to it.