He's a first ballot Hall of Famer. One of the great ambassadors of the game and he can make Tiger Woods at least break a sweat during a skins game.
What he's not? No longer a viable option for the Red Sox rotation. I love ya', John, but unless you are pitching one inning of late relief the next time I want to see you pitching for the Red Sox is the Old Timer's Game in the year of our Lord 2020.
Complete, total carnage at The New Toilet tonight, with the Skanks winning 13-6.
'Course the fact that makes the season series a whopping 8-1 in favor of Boston and Josh Beckett going tomorrow sort of takes some of the sting away.
Serenity now and Havoc tomorrow. Best thing about baseball? It's 162 games, the Yankees still have Joe Girardi managing them, and Mystique and Aura are currently dancing at "Al's Discount Ranch."
Somebody pass the TUMS.
This Week on My TV: July 11, 2015
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