I've got an idea for the next Grand Pubah of the United Nations.
Whenever that dude from Japan (I can't for the life of me remember his name) decides to step down, I've got the perfect nominee to take his place.
And I can guarantee you that no other diplomat can hit a curve ball over the Green Monster.
Coming off the bench, stone cold, V Mart bangs one off the Monster and all of a sudden a 4-4 tie is a 7-4 lead.
Plus, can you imagine the handshakes Victor and that dude from Slovakia will come up with whenever the next vote or whatever it is the U.N. does happens next?
Plus, I'm gonna email him and suggest he doesn't take it unless Papi gets to come along as his "Press Secretary".
Put me in charge of all this crap and I'll have it fixed by lunch time on Sunday.