Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Foiled Again

I'd like to go on the record and say that if I ever run into Richard and Falcon Henne, Rakes and I will distribute a kick to the gibleys the likes of which they have never seen.

Why you ask? It's not our fault his kid isn't creative enough to come up with this idea on his own and the Dad is so starved for publicity that he has to fake a balloon ride across Colorado that destroyed crops and cost law enforcement hundreds of thousands of dollars all because he wants to get his own reality show.

Just yesterday I found Rakes in his room with a hammer, a Bozo the Clown bop it toy, and instructions to build a hydrogen bomb.

Now, because of this self serving dink, REAL psychos like my boys are going to be discredited at every turn.

What really hurts?

He had the names "Chip Carey" and "Tim McCarver" written down on a piece of paper right next to Bozo.


Tex said...

Oh Man. Reading the title I was SO hoping to see you wrapped in tinfoil by Rakes and the Trotster. ;)

Ted D said...

Sorry to disappoint you, Tex. But it's probably coming one day. ;)