Beckett is on the hill and it's 0-0 in the Third.
Yankees/Twins are tied up 3-3 in the top of the 11th with Chip Caray doing his best impression of a blithering idiot with Tourettes Syndrome on TBS.
I have eight 11 year old girls having a sleepover with Ciera and I think I've found a more annoying sound than the one Jim Carey and Jeff Bridges used in "Dumb and Dumber". God help me for saying this, but I think I miss Rakes and Trot.
Me? I'm calm, cool, and collected.
It's the playoffs, baby.
See you on the other side.