He looks like Eminem.
Only 3 feet tall.
Even soccer games take on a new twist when Rakes is involved. 1 goal, 3 break aways that would have resulted in points if Rakes hadn't got over excited and kicked the ball left of the goal each time.
1 knocked over water bottle, 2 instances of trying to line up in the circle when he was supposed to be on the bench, and 1 pack of goldfish crackers consumed in the back seat of the car on the way home.
Hey; nobody left the field bleeding so it all turned out OK.