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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Too Much Free Time and I'm Toast

It's 10:30 pm on Wednesday night and I'm currently watching Steven Segal's "Reality Show" on A & E, instant messaging Jr on Facebook, and running 347 trade scenarios around in my feeble mind about how the Red Sox can 1. Land Roy Halladay 2. Somehow get Adrian Gonzalez from the Padres and 3. Justify switching Pedroia to SS, if only for the satisfaction of watching him trash talk Jeter at Spring Training 2011 about how he won the Gold Glove instead of him.

Hi. My name is Ted and I'm a basebalaholic.

Is there a 12 step program available for this yet?

8 comments:

Tex said...

Step 1: Attend Truck Day
Step 2: Meet Truck in Florida for arrival
Step 3: Watch P&C
Step 4: Go to ST games
Step 5: Attend ST Palooza
Step 6: Book Boston Trip
Step 7: Buy game tickets
Step 8: Watch games till trip
Step 9: Take trip
Step 10: Attend games, get autographs, drink weakwaters,
Step 11: Repeat Step 10
Step 12: Go home and watch rest of season games on tv

and an added Step 13: Attend WS game or parade

Ted D said...

Tex, that sounds perfect. You need to start your career as a baseballaholic councilor ASAP.

Rich in the garage said...

Step 1 - Get Beer
Step 2 - Drink Beer
Step 3 - Watch Baseball
Step 4 - Drink Beer
Step 5 - Watch Baseball
Step 6 - Drink Beer
Step 7 - Watch Baseball
Step 8 - Drink Beer
Step 9 - Watch Baseball
Step 10 - Drink Beer
Step 11 - Watch Baseball
Step 12 - Drink Beer

Ted D said...

Jr, you may need an actual 12 step program.

Nichole M said...

There may be a 12 step program, but why on earth would you want one? (Isn't step one realizing you have a problem? *I* certainly don't have a problem. And I think you're just fine.)

Rich in the garage said...

And dont worry there's a ramp for your rascal scooter old guy.

Rich in the garage said...

It was a 5 step program until they met me. Now it looks like the steps Rocky's statue is at the top of.

Ted D said...

Thanks, Nichole. Seeing as how you're a fan too I'm not sure how credible your endorsement really is. ;)

One of these days, Jr. One of these days...... bang, zoom to the moon.