It's times like these that I wish "That's Incredible!" was still on the air.
Dan Snyder actually hired a legitimate head coach to lead the Washington Redskins.
I'm guessing one of the Hogs chloroformed him, cloned him, and stuck the real guy in some hidden room like they did with the real President in "Dave".
'Cause I'm pretty sure that's the only logical explanation for this dink to make such an intelligent hire.
I'm gonna go practice "Hail to the Redskins" on my trumpet, just in case this doesn't end horribly.
Broken Road Confessionals: July 25, 2014
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