The Commander is at Spring Training.
In a contract year.
I'm absolutely giddy with the thoughts of Derek Jeter getting drilled with a 95 mph fastball, a complete game, 4 hit shutout, and another "FYYO!" moment sometime over the next 8 months.
Like some deranged human version of Phil the Beaver or whatever he is, I saw this picture, emerged from my hole in the ground and declared to the world at large..........
(Tears up Military School enrollment forms for Rakes and Trot for the 3rd straight year.)