Thanks to a wireless computer mouse covered in duct tape I've now got that song I've always wanted to write finished. With apologies to whomever it was that wrote "The Twelve Day's of Christmas" I give you the following:
THE TWELVE DESTRUCTIONS OF TROT
12 plastic dinosaurs
11 nerf footballs
10 shattered psyches of Sunday School Teachers
9 first reader books
8 pairs of shoes
7 careers of future teachers
6 puppies potty training
5 SETS OF SHEEEEEEETS
4 Christmas Ornaments
3 broken Wii remotes
2 clinically insane parents
and 1 CORDLESS MOUSE.
And yet he looks so innocent asleep.
Back to work tomorrow and with it? The return of what's left of my sanity.
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