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Monday, February 15, 2010

The Twelve Destructions of Trot

Thanks to a wireless computer mouse covered in duct tape I've now got that song I've always wanted to write finished. With apologies to whomever it was that wrote "The Twelve Day's of Christmas" I give you the following:

THE TWELVE DESTRUCTIONS OF TROT

12 plastic dinosaurs

11 nerf footballs

10 shattered psyches of Sunday School Teachers

9 first reader books

8 pairs of shoes

7 careers of future teachers

6 puppies potty training

5 SETS OF SHEEEEEEETS

4 Christmas Ornaments

3 broken Wii remotes

2 clinically insane parents

and 1 CORDLESS MOUSE.

And yet he looks so innocent asleep.

Back to work tomorrow and with it? The return of what's left of my sanity.

4 comments:

Stacy said...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what did he do to the mouse?

Ted D said...

Don't know and he won't tell; just found it with the battery out and now it won't read unless you push on the end. Ever try that at once time? Not easy.

Tex said...

Im sure the list will grow

Ted D said...

No doubt.