Tek has hit his 3rd home run of the year in his second game played.
It's 1-1, bottom of the ninth, and Papi is due up; I'm calling the first walk-off at Fenway this season.
And the game is in a rain delay.
That sound you just heard was my head exploding.
I'm on the verge of turning 40, my blood pressure is borderline high, and Trot is my son.
The odds aren't good.