I was all ready to wax poetic about the Red Sox sweeping the Diamondbacks or to pull totally useless bits of information out of my nether regions regarding Manny's return to Fenway tomorrow night and I was THIS close to putting up random stats that would come nowhere close to confirming my statistical analysis that the entire infield of Youk, Pedie, Scutaro, and Beltre deserved to start the All-Star game next month.
All that was thwarted when Josh posted a picture on Facebook regarding the 3 Amigos Wandering Down South Mega Epicpalooza that is slated to take place starting a week from tomorrow.
Going on a road trip with my two best friends a few weeks after turning 40?
I just pray I don't end up in some jail like Ralph Macchio and his cousin did in "My Cousin Vinny". 'Cause if they hated Joe Pesci I'm pretty sure they won't welcome Rich with open arms.