One Frasier Fir, 7 foot Christmas Tree? $45 dollars.
Amount of gas spent driving to Tree Farm, back home, back out to In-Laws, back into town to my parents house, then back home? 43 gazillion gallons.
Level of stomach gas after eating 2 full meals in a 5 hour span? Bluto from "Animal House" level.
Times I yelled "TROT!" at the top of my lungs? Unknown, but definitely north of 1,200.
Detroit Lions losing to the New England Patriots? Expected.
Dallas Cowboys gacking up a 4 point lead with two minutes to go and losing to the Saints, giving the world the following image?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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