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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving Day Balance Sheet

One Frasier Fir, 7 foot Christmas Tree? $45 dollars.

Amount of gas spent driving to Tree Farm, back home, back out to In-Laws, back into town to my parents house, then back home? 43 gazillion gallons.

Level of stomach gas after eating 2 full meals in a 5 hour span? Bluto from "Animal House" level.

Times I yelled "TROT!" at the top of my lungs? Unknown, but definitely north of 1,200.

Detroit Lions losing to the New England Patriots? Expected.

Dallas Cowboys gacking up a 4 point lead with two minutes to go and losing to the Saints, giving the world the following image?

Priceless.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

1 comment:

Stacy said...

Dallas losing was the cherry on top of a wonderful day. :)