Yeah, he's wearing flippers. Don't ask.
We got the call today that some kid at Trot's Pre-School came down with head lice (No, it wasn't him. He may be nuts but he's the cleanest little whacko you'll ever meet.) and school is closed until next Monday.
Thankfully, he was scheduled for a hair cut already for today, so he's got the next step up from The Marine Cut, had his hair washed with a special shampoo, and all his clothes, shoes, book bag, and anything else he touched today has been de-contaminated so hopefully we're in the clear.
He finds two, breeds them in his bedroom next to his Wally doll, and I've got to fumigate my house for a month and go live with my parents.
This is yet another thing in a VERY LONG list of things Dr. Spock never tells you about.