After a long day at work and a migraine pressing on my skull I entered my house tonight to find Ren and Stimpy playing with permanent magic markers.
On the living room floor.
After reading them the riot act and trying to eat some dinner I went upstairs to see what they were doing/destroying. As I entered Rakes' room I heard Trot utter the following sentence:
"Rakes. I'm donna tick your a*%."
Momentarily stunned, I managed to ask where he had heard that particular phrase. After he blamed his sister, his friend Salvatore, and somehow Tom and Jerry (I KNEW this one was false; the fact they don't actually talk gave it away) Rakes finally admitted it was from a video game called "Pain" they play at their Grandfather's house on the PS3.
I'm now having visions of his teacher telling him to get in his seat and the expletives just flying in response.
Either that or they both end up on "Jackass: The Next Generation" in about 10 years.
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