Trot has kindergarten orientation next week (Don't worry; the Principle goes to church with us and has assured me he's alerted the teachers, law enforcement community and Homeland Security in advance of this fall) and last night Ang was showing him how to say his phone number, address, his ABC's and how to draw a picture of himself.
Being that they want the kids to not draw a stick figure but draw arms, hands, fingers, ears, etc... Ang was telling him to draw everything he had on his body.
You probably see where this is going......
In the most excited voice he uses this side of Christmas morning or his birthday, my little Dennis the Menace yells out "And now I can draw my WEENIE!!!"
May God have mercy on his poor Kindergarten teachers soul.