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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Pass the Pepto.

I'm not going to mention this kids name, but according to Ciera he's, and I quote, "Just my friend, Dad."

She sits with him on the bus, talks about him constantly, and tonight went with one of her girl friends to a Haunted House here in town where she told her Mother, who somehow is happy about all of this, that he'd be there and told me he probably wouldn't be.

Maybe.

I gotta admit; I'm about as ready for this as I am for Alf to land in my back yard with ET and the two of them set up a tent and stay for a week.

Can this really be happening already? Is it too late to buy a gun? Can I train Rakes and Trot to take out a human being with nothing more than a Pokemon card and a plastic sword? Better yet, even though I'm not Catholic will they accept her into the local nunnery?

The next 5 years are gonna be like riding the Tilt-a-Whirl at some local carnival.

Fast, scary, and I'm gonna feel like throwing up after it's over.

6 comments:

treenewt said...

Take copious notes, big brother. I get to do it TWICE. See, all the stuff you're going through with the boys now will pale in comparison to the teen years with girls.

Ted D said...

I told you this was gonna happen and you didn't listen to me. We'll make it, little brother. Somehow.

Stacy said...

This unnamed boy is a good kid. He says "yes mam" to me and leaves his shoes in the garage when he comes in my house. Just tell her to be careful if he has a ping pong paddle in his hand. :) She's a smart girl (in addition to being beautiful)...she's gonna be just fine. :)

Ted D said...

Sounds like a regular Eddie Haskell to me. He could be the best kid in the world and still not be good enough.

Rich in the Garage said...

LOLZ

http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/get-thee-nunn-ry

Monastery sir. You meant MONASTERY.

Ted D said...

Heh. You get the point.