It may be time to look into another church to attend full-time.
This may be the first time in history a parent is going to be guzzling Pepto like it was water during the program.
Throw in the wild card that is Trot ALSO being in the play?
They may ask us to leave before this thing is half-way over.
"America's Funniest Home Video's" is still on the air and you can bet your sweet boopie I'm bringing the camera come December. If nothing else, I may be able to fund a couple of college educations out of all of this.